I am moving to the second part of the gifts to my EXS. I am done being a regretful person so you don’t have to worry about me writing to any more ex…no more hate PMs on blackberry…it is their loss anyway, I am now telling the stories my girlfriends told me about their relationships- past, and present. You will be amazed at how much you can learn at a saloon when you and your friends are making your hair.
Now, I don’t really believe in female friends because…let’s face it…we girls love drama. I have enough drama in me…I don’t need extra…believe me!!! However, female friends are really blessings in disguise. When you think you have seen it all, heard it all…just ask your girlfriend about her man, and you will know you haven’t seen nothing.
Two months ago, when I started the blook on my exs, a few of my friends decided to share their stories with me…I am definitely not sharing with you guys BUT I will be sending gifts to all the guys they dated.
I know I should mind my business but I am just an amebo!!!
So…enjoy the second part of the letters to the EXS…stories my girlfriends told me…
Now, this ex dated my friend, and he managed to make her drop out of school, have an abortion, and smoke igbo…Amazing right? Or should I say…I don’t even know what word to use.
I am going to tell this ex a few things my friend forgot to say to him…thankfully he doesn’t know me so…I am safe (I think)
By the way, if you are reading this, it means you are also an amebo like me..thumbs up
TO THE NFA (NO FUTURE AMBITION)
I know your story
You have none
You love, hurt, then aim to kill
Almost as if you are a devil child
She slumped for you
She worshipped you
Then you revealed yourself.
I don’t know what she saw in you
You are not even good as a handbag
The first rule is
He must look good as a handbag
He must have a plan
Me I know say you no get any of these.
Nowadays everybody wants to smoke igbo
Like Fela child of Kuti
I wonder if they know Fela had a plan
He smoked igbo but he had a plan
He was plain but he looked good as a handbag
Why do you think so many women carried him around?
Silly boys of now
Smoking igbo without a plan
I asked her about your smile
She said it was ‘just there’
I asked her about your swag
She said you had none
I asked her why she stayed
She gave me a blank stare
Mumu like her!!!
I am asking you
What do you gain?
Loving them and leaving them?
What is the point of breaking them?
Are you on some contract with the devil?
Tell me…I can keep a secret!
Look at her now
She doesn’t even look like my friend
She looks like a familiar stranger
Thanks to you
We all have to start giving her a personality
Since you managed to kill the one she had…
Well, at least she is back
I don’t mind what state she is in
She will get better!
She will be stronger
And you will see it…I promise you!
P.S. To the ones who have no ambition yet they manage to get girls!!!
*Me I know say you no get any of these*- I know you don’t have any of these
*Mumu like her*- naivete